I'm PREGNANT!

HOLY COW!! Actually im not pregnant.
Just acting like one friggin pregnant lady.
Craving this and that.
Eating like as if im feeding two mouths.
Eating preserved fruits.
Come to think of it. EURGH!
Its sickenning!!
After all those are in my tummy,
I'll feel disgusted and out it goes.
Either from the north or the South.
Usually BOTH!
AND THIS MAKES MY FUCKIN FACE BLOAT LIKE
ONE FREAKING PUFFER FISH!!!